Christmas time means holiday music - including some songs you may just as soon not hear again.

In the spirit of the season, here are some holiday ditties that a lot of folks would prefer not hearing:

PLEASE DADDY, DON'T GET DRUNK THIS CHRISTMAS: John  Denver at his smarmiest. Even his infamous album with the Muppets is more listenable...

 

WILLIAM SHATNER, RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER - A new entry this year. It's everything you'd expect from our favorite Star Trek captain. And worse. Even a cameo by Billy Gibbons (of ZZ Top fame) couldn't save this.

WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME - There's just something about this Paul McCartney novelty that brings out the worst in some people. perhaps it's the fact that we expect so much better from the man, given his legacy.

And last, but most certainly least...CHRISTMAS SHOES: a truly godawful story of a little boy who wants to buy a final Christmas gift for his dying mother. Haters of this one will enjoy the hilarious (albeit NSFW) take on the song by comedian Patton Oswalt...

We'd love to hear about your holiday anti-favorites. We will update as the season progresses...