Hey Mr.Smooth – Bismarck’s Top 10 Pick Up Lines – Good Luck
Well listen, not every one of these gold nugget pick-up lines only apply to men
I was just thinking about this the other day - I'm single, and people have asked me WHY I'm not dating anyone - for one thing, maybe I just haven't found that perfect pick-up line - the quick-witted approach to getting that crucial first date. I have to admit that it could be my serious "lack of game" - for I have not one clever little one-liner that I can swiftly say to "Win her over" So let me give you a quick example: " Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you" - Get it?
If you swing 10 times and miss, how many OUTS is that???
Okay, I will stop with the baseball analogy. Let me try some out on the ladies out there - according to parade.com "Be smooth with these clever and corny ways to get the conversation started"
1. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!
*** On a serious matter everyone should know CPR - save a life one day.
2. I was wondering if you could tell me: If you're here, who's running Heaven?
***Don't blame GOD WHEN this line fails
3. Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest.
***You're in default right there for using this
4. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
***Watch out for an errant swing from a parking meter when you bomb out on this line
5. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
***Where is JAWS when you need him the most?
6. Are you a Netflix show? Because I want to binge-watch you all night.
***Don't miss their new show starting next week - "Barf-O-Rama"
7. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber."
***Easy now with the porn jokes
8. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
***Ummm that's supposed to cover your MOUTH"
9. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
*** "That's what Hellen Keller told me years ago"
10. I ought to complain to Spotify about you not being named this week's hottest single.
*** Here is a hit song for you "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
So there you have it...You're Welcome!