By now, you've heard the stories of creepy clowns terrorizing people across the country. What you haven't heard, though, is an instance of it happening in North Dakota? Why do you think that is?
Four people, including the gunman, died in a workplace shooting Thursday in Hesston, Kan, while 14 others were injured. Five of those are in critical condition.
Word to the wise: If you own a dog, do your best to make sure it only poops in your yard, because, if it poops in your neighbor's yard, there's a chance he'll be a gun-toting maniac.