10 Terrible Father’s Day Gifts
We're not here to tell you how to run your life. But, if we could make a suggestion, don't get your dad any of these things for Father's Day.
Not even as a joke, because what a waste of money. Maybe if you really hate him or something, these would make sense. But, still, do you really want to spend $20 on a useless piece of garbage to make your dad feel bad when you could use that $20 to make 80 harrassing calls from different pay phones? (Don't actually do that.) Here are some things to avoid this Father's Day.
- 1
Beer-Scented Soap
UncommonGoodsUncommonGoods Because you want your dad to smell like beer just in case he gets pulled over by the cops on the way to your house.
- 2
Ceramic Boot Full of Cactii
iDreamOfSucculents, etsyiDreamOfSucculents, etsy Perfect! For no one!
- 3
Man Spanx
NordstromNordstrom Happy Father's Day! I got you a girdle because I am horrible!
- 4
Tattoupees
NeatoramaNeatorama It's a good thing everyone totally loves to talk about how bald they are, otherwise these would be the worst gift ever!!
- 5
World's Greatest Anything
AmazonAmazon Why, you're such a great dad that I bought you this mug from the gas station when I realized you wouldn't be understanding at all that I forgot to get you a gift.
- 6
Nose Hair Trimmer
TechTickerBlogTechTickerBlog Not okay.
- 7
Painted Rock
KabooseKaboose Congratulations -- there is no way Dad is going to pay for you to go to art school now.
- 8
Novelty Tie
ImgurImgur "Awesome! This is perfect for when I go to the NEVER. I WILL NEVER WEAR THIS."
- 9
Chainsaw and a Case of Beer
SpectrumCultureSpectrumCulture Just a horrible combination. Why would you even consider that?
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