Wrong Answers Only: Best Places To Meet Singles In North Dakota
Many of us are looking for love. It's not easy trying to find someone these days. You may have tried dating apps. You might have had a friend set you up. You might've even lingered at a grocery store in hopes of bumping into someone worth a date.
While I don't have the answer as to where you should try to meet someone organically, I do have a few suggestions as to where you SHOULDN'T look for love.
Let's dive in!
1. Lost & Found Department
Let's say you end up in the lost and found department at any given place, You see someone else there, and start chatting. You think, "This might be a good person to date."
Think again.
You two might've found love, but neither of you can't keep track of your items. This screams a hot mess. At least one of you needs to be organized.
2. Family Reunion
For (hopefully) obvious reasons. Yick!
3. Doctor's Office
You might think it would be great to date a doctor, but let's try to avoid your own. If you did manage a date with them and it didn't end up working out things would get pretty awkward. -- Cut to a "How have you been?" conversation while getting your routine colonoscopy.
4. Porta Potty Line At A Festival
I can't imagine a less romantic spot to try to spark up conversation with hopes of scoring a date. DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT ask a girl out while you're waiting in line to urinate (assuming the better of the two options).
5. At School
Please allow me to clarify. We're all allowed to have high school sweethearts, but teachers/college professors will likely result in social ruin.
Date your teacher and I'm pretty sure you will be flipping through the channels only to find a Lifetime movie has made about your scandalous home-wrecking affair.
6. Court
Clearly you both aren't making very good decisions. Figure your sh!t out and don't date someone who will inevitably be asking you for bail money.
7. Sex Store
While it might be nice to know the person is adventurous and has similar ermm... hobbies... this is the absolute WRONG PLACE to engage in small talk.
Can you imagine someone walking up to you, saying, " "Whatcha got there? Oh that's a good one."
Cut to you finding the nearest cliff to jump off.
8. DMV
No one at the DMV wants to talk. Not a single person wants to get asked on a date. At the DMV, everyone is angry.
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